if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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