i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Randomize
