DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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