Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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