I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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