I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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