Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I know her cup size but not her name....
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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