just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Randomize
