um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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