somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
i dont even know how to be here
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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