ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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