I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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