it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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