a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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