At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Randomize