Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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