apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
