Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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