If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
She needs sedatives and a leash
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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