Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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