why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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