Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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