return my video game
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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