you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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