Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Alive.
So much puke
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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