Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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