do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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