Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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