its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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