What tipped you off? The sombrero?
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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