I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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