I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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