Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Operation Purity has been aborted
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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