she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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