I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
i used baking grease as lip gloss
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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