let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
you would pick up someone in the library
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Someone shattered a urinal.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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