You work out of a Hotel?
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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