Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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