haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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