He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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