Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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