We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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