I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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