So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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