So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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