Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
