I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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