ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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