What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
We had sex on a dog bed..
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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