yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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