I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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