so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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